i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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