I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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