She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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