I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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