I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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