sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do vagina's smell?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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