We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Panties = found
the raccoons are back...
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