on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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