I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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