batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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