Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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