idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?