Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.