But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.