if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!