: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Oh god it's open bar.
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