I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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