We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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