I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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