Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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