I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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