Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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