Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think I sprained my soul last night
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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