Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm at about main and main street
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.