Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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