Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Randomize
