its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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