just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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