is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I need moral support for this bender
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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