I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm at about main and main street
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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