yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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