i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I think i peed on brittanys purse
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
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They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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