so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
there is glitter all over my balls
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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