No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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