do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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