Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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