some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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