If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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