Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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