so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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