I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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