i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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