They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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