He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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