called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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