If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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