brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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