If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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