You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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