There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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