Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
