I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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