escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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