I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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