id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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