Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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