We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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