break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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