Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she peed on how many people?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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